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Bird Flu Really



Like It or Not, the Bird Flu Is Coming.
Coming Like A Big Dog.
Coming Like a Ghost. Really!
Preparations for bird flu are urgent.
Find out what is the bird flu.
Find Out Before Requesting Technical Support.
Find out before you burn out.
 
What is the bird flu?
What is Bird Flu and Who's At Risk?
Is The Bird Flu Going To Be A Problem?
How Dangerous is the Bird Flu?
How risky is the bird flu outbreak?
How close is the bird flu?
Is it as close as a blade?
Is it as close as possible?
Is it as close as you think it should be?
Is the bird flu going to cause a pandemic?
To cause a Big Bang?
To Cause A Mental Decline?
Where is the bird flu now?
Is it where I am?
Is it where you live now?
Is it where they are?
Is it where we're going?
What is it, where does it come from, and why does it grow?
 
The bird flu is a type of influenza virus also called Avian Influenza.
"Avian" means of the birds, pertaining to birds.
"Influenza" Means More.
Influenza means Influenza.
Influenza means an acute viral infection.
Viral means of the Virus, pertaining to Viruses.
Virus Means Business.
Virus means Doom.
Viral Influenza means a week or two of misery, or death.
 
Bird Flu causes fear.
Bird flu brings on PC virus.
Bird Flu Brings Out Double Standards on Drug Patents.
Bird flu causes national concern.
Bird flu causes panic.
 
Please wait ...
 
Bird Flu Causes Alarm.
Bird flu causes a shortage of chicken supply.
Bird flu causes Deadly encephalitis.
Bird flu produces watery diarrhoea.
Watery Eyes.
Watery thoughts.
Bird flu affects the human brain.
Bird flu leads to ban on meat exports.
To alcohol abuse.
To suicide.
Bird Flu Leads to Death.
Bird flu leads to mass slaughter of poultry.
Slaughter calms bird flu fears.
Slaughter eases some of the suffering.
Slaughter helps organizations win and keep customers in today's race for business.
Slaughter lets the brain make the right connections.
Slaughter is a new appetite.
 
Bird flu is acquiring the ability to spread.
Spread like wildfire.
Like peanut butter.
Like Rabbits.
Like mad cow disease.
Bird Flu Is A Global Threat.
More global than it was in 1960.
More global than ever before.
More global than liberals.
More global than generally thought.
 
What is bird flu again?
What is bird flu and how is it transmitted?
Is it transmitted by pets?
By mosquitoes?
Is it transmitted by deep kissing?
Deep kissing or "French kissing" is safe.
Safe for birds.
 
Are birds doing this?
Why are birds evil?
What Are Birds?
Are Birds Really Dinosaurs? Really?
Why are birds' eggs round?
What really is a good size penis? Really.
Are Birds A Liability?
A liability to this nation and the world?
Are birds immune?
Immune, despite their small size?
 
So your Problem is Birds. Really.
Apply Repellents.
Trapping.
Habitat Modification.
Lethal Alternatives.
Public Relations.
Meditate on Bird Droppings Removal And Clean-Up.
 
Are birds good indicators?
Indicators of Monetary Policy.
Indicators of Development.
Indicators of oxidative stress.
Indicators of Industry and Services.
 
Please wait ...
 
Indicators of School Crime and Safety.
Indicators of Fertility.
Indicators of Climate Change.
Indicators of water quality.
 
Why are Birds Different?
Hens Are Birds Too. Hens and Chicks.
Ostriches and penguins are birds.
One thing you notice is that there are birds everywhere.
Spring is a-coming, and that means happiness and birds chirping.
Bluebirds are Birds of Happiness.
Owls are birds of prey.
Some birds are geese.
All hawks are birds.
Some birds are chickens. Therefore, some birds are not four-legged.
Some birds are born knowing how to sing.
Other birds do not join in vocalizing.
Some birds are very noisy.
Chirping and Beeping.
Beeping and Squawking.
Squawking and Groaning.
Groaning and Moaning.
Moaning and Complaining.
Some birds are not lucky.
Some birds are held in mesh bags until they can be shown to the public.
Serving the public is the cornerstone of the American legal system.
The public is invited to comment.
Birds do not report to the Mama bird.
 
Is the bird flu deadly?
Bird flu is far more deadly than SARS.
SARS is More Deadly Than Expected. More Deadly Than Previously Thought.
More deadly than smoking.
More Deadly than Lightning.
Than Sharks.
Lung Cancer Is More Deadly Than Breast Cancer Too.
 
Why is the bird flu deadly?
Is the bird flu deadly enough?
How deadly?
More Deadly Than Reported?
More deadly than alcohol?
More Deadly Than West Nile Virus?
Work is three times as deadly as war.
Obesity as deadly as tobacco.
Butter As Deadly As Cigarettes.
Blackouts as Deadly as Terrorism.
Handguns as deadly as SARS.
Biotechnology as deadly as nuclear holocaust.
Depression as Deadly as Heart Disease.
Hurricanes as deadly as tsunamis.
 
Is the Bird Flu Vaccine Ineffective?
As Ineffective as It Looks?
As ineffective as it is now?
As ineffective as governments?
As ineffective as possible?
As ineffective as earlier versions?
 
Have you got enough Bird Flu Information?
Have you got a Bird Flu Strategy?
A strategy that could work?
A strategy that could place limits on American freedom?
A strategy that could immunize just a few?
The Few Who Staged The Bird Flu Outbreak.
 
Is The Bird Flu Outbreak Staged By The Dark Side?
By The Dark Side of the Net?
By The Dark Side of the Press?
By The Dark Side of the Moon?
Is the bird flu danger going to occur in all the cities that are protesting the war?
 
Is the bird flu virus something you need to be worried about?
Worried, as if the world were in the hands of me?
Could the bird flu lead to another pandemic?
Could the bird flu be the plague of our century?
A plague bigger than all the plagues of the world combined?
A plague that will divide us all?
A Plague Upon All Our Houses?
A plague that will kill both humans and animals?
A plague greater than God Electronic?
 
If the Bird Flu Virus Mutates, the World Will Be Very Different.
If not, then what have I learned?
If Yes, Will the Bird Flu Pandemic Kill the Newspapers?
How long will the bird flu last?
Will the bird flu be another blow to the airlines?
Airlines such as Avianca.
What will the Air Transport Management Programme do for me?
Will the air forces missions be in any sort of jeopardy?
 
Avian Influenza is not new. It's several weeks old. Really.
Avian influenza is not transmitted through cooked food.
Avian influenza is not efficiently transmitted person-to-person.
In order to transmit efficiently it must be zipped.
Zipping is effective for a variety of protein-like potentials.
Zipping is Like taking a pop Can and crushing it into a pancake.
When using the Perfect Pancake, please keep pet birds out of the kitchen.
Birds' respiratory systems are sensitive to many fumes.
Otherwise Fumes are dangerous to our "brains".
 
Businesses have been urged to prepare for a potential outbreak of bird flu.
Bird flu affects supply.
Affects Travel Industry.
Affects birds and the bird-brained.
Bird flu affects you, tonight.
 
An Epidemic of bird flu could reduce workforce productivity.
Bird flu could cost.
The risk of a bird flu pandemic looms like a large shadow over the global economy. Really.
A shadow darker than night.
Darker Than Ebony.
Darker than expected.
As dark as ignorance.
As asphalt.
As when the TV was off.
 
The bird flu is not a problem in China.
Chinese bird distribution is little known.
In China the problem are the Chinese.
Infinitely more acute because of the sheer size of the population.
Copyright is also different in China.
 
The bird flu should be a concern.
Should it mutate and affect humans?
Should it be taken seriously?
Should it come to Australia?
Should it come to the western world?
Or should it stay where it comes from?
 
Should everyone expect to have their bags inspected at the airport?
Should everyone want some protection?
Protection from Viral Harassment.
People infected should be quarantined.
Should be removed from their homes.
Should be stripped, washed and shaved.
Kept isolated.
People infected should be encouraged to "Go Public".
Encouraged by means of rock music and drugs.
Drugs Such as Prozac, Ritalin, Luvox, and Paxil.
 
Go public as soon as you get Bird flu.
Go nuts as soon as you get Bird Flu Full Coverage. Really!

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