Out at edge of
woods 20 paces from the northeast post of the pigsty. Never near the hut. That no-good Son-in-Law watches your every move and first time you leave-they're gone! Place in
cheap vase and bury by small torchlight way after dark. About a foot down. Pace off from northeast post again after you dig hole. You know exactly where it is. Fill in hole with vase upright. Cover throughly.
Wait till end of summer growth, rain and after that pigsty elargement you did in April to go back and dig it up. What? Can't find it?
Ok, wait 1850 years and let remote descendant with metal detector to dig it up for you. Don't worry about the vase cracking. It'll
still be worth something.